Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry....
Albus:
Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry:
Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus:
Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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A:
Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H:
Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
A:
Dad this response is really getting old.
H:
TWO HEADMASTERS
A:
Yes, I get it two hea—
H:
BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN
A:
Da—
H:
THAT I EVER KNEW
BRAVEST AND WISEST
TWO OF THEM




