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benbarnesistheswanqueen:

1. Argus Filch and the STUDENTS OUT OF BED.
2. Argus Filch and the STUDENTS OUT OF BED.
3. Argus Filch and the STUDENTS OUT OF BED.
4. Argus Filch and the FUCKING HELL. STUDENTS FROM THREE DIFFERENT SCHOOLS. ALL OUT OF BED.
5. Argus Filch and Finally, Some Power!!
6. Argus Filch and the STUDENTS OUT OF BED.
7. Argus Filch and the McGonagall Called Me a Blithering Idiot…

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You have permitted J.K Rowling to take the blame for you, rather than face me for my lost letter yourself. I shall wait for the letter for one hour, in my e-mail inbox. If, at the end of the hour, you have not sent it to me, have not given it, then battle recommences. This time, I shall enter the internet myself, Pottermore, and I shall find you and my letter, and I shall punish every Pottermore employee who has tried to conceal the letter from me. One hour.