Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
me: why isnt my pizza done yet?
mom: it's been in for only 3 minutes. just wait
me: I DID MY WAITING
mom: oh god, not again
me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
mom: every time
me: IN AZKABAN!