Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: ten points to harry Potter
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
Sherlock Holmes: I don't always die
The Doctor: but when I do
Harry Potter: I don't
Draco: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
Draco: But I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents.
Draco: So be my friend maybe.